Quote Of Your Day

crazykiki · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:32 am Post subject:

all schools in the school board are closed

that just made my day :icon_yahoo:
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Shanti · Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject:

I got Herpatitis B.

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:04 am Post subject:

Mom: Hey, do you know Jesus?
Me: you mean like our Lord and savior?

(lol def had to be there. my mom calls john frusciante from the rhcp jesus)
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china.doll · Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:42 am Post subject:

"Click.Click.Slide." "Click.Click.Slide."

scary story Icon_smhair1

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"You have a much better life
If you wear impressive clothes."
- Vivienne Westwood

Lil_PinkBunnie · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:47 pm Post subject:

Friend: "OMG, can you get that hair on my ass?!"
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"sometimes the road ahead is paved with anything but good intentions."

Shanti · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:13 pm Post subject:

"He looks like... crap, with undigested corn bits in it. That's what I think of when I see his face."

"Aww you never had a boyfriend? That's so cute!"

camita · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject:

"Ahhhhh my leg is burning............" girl from the movie Volcano..while just standing there watching the fire burn her leg.

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:30 pm Post subject:

me and friend discussing the new MCR video Happy

Cody!!! says:
and i've got my hand hovering over print screen so i can catch the pout that he does towards the end
TPRIME says:
HEHAHAHHHEHEHEH SAME!!!!
Cody!!! says:
LOLLLFJSDK
TPRIME says:
i'm trying to get the beginning twitch though
Cody!!! says:
OMG THAT TOO.
TPRIME says:
lol!!
Cody!!! says:
*cough* we're not rabid scary fangirls...
TPRIME says:
i know, i feel so teeny

p.s. i think i got it;

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duckprincezz · Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject:

me: I'm feeling angry right now
friend: WHAT?! You're starting to notice girly men?!?!

my friend hears strange things... lol
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mike · Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:10 pm Post subject:

"HE HAD A CAPITAL LOSS?!?!?"

my supervisor at my co-op today
it was deathly quiet, everyone was at their computers doing work, and all of a sudden she just yelled that out.
it was hilarious.
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my style diary

camita · Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:00 pm Post subject:

This guy came into work today, and he was ranting about the people in their fancy clothes and that. Suddenly he was like "THAT'S THE GOD DAMN CAPITALISTIC WAY!"

alexisgeek · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:48 am Post subject:

i'll just say this.
Most of the entire night revolved around the following jokes:
1.) "SPARTA!!!!"
2.) Mung (look it up on urbandictionary.com if you want... it's absolutely disgusting)
3.) Dead baby jokes
4.) Karla Homolka, Robert Pickton, and Terry Fox

Much of it was pretty disgusting, 99% of it was in bad taste... but it was pretty much all absolutely hilarious. One quote that sticks out to me:

K: Whoa. It's 3! Well... I gotta take these two guys home.
C: Why? Do you plan to do anything with them?
Me: Mung.

Marianas Wench · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:03 pm Post subject:

For once, a quote that's not funny:

You have to drive yourself. Especially when it’s things that are artistic. If you’re doing an artistic profession, fuck man, you better hope that you’re getting better, because the thing is, it comes down to a competition — there’s always going to be someone who’s better than you, so you want to be the best that you possibly can. -Josh Ramsay (Marianas Trench)

No kidding, dude.
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I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own...

Lil_PinkBunnie · Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject:

"I fell off the chair cuz I was distracted by Christy's* expanding ass!"

*changed name.
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"sometimes the road ahead is paved with anything but good intentions."

camita · Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:44 pm Post subject:

"My fiance has paedofile name."

Marianas Wench · Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject:

With flying doves flying in the sky that won't poop!
I'm serious, btw. --Shanti

=D
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I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own...

crazykiki · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject:

while eating fish i said "eww i just got a fishy bite"
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luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject:

Friend on other friend's photoshopped self portrait in photography class:
"You look like a diseased rabbit."
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camita · Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject:

"The Hymen's lamp will shine"
"...err is Hymen a god?"
aahhaha in english class

crazykiki · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:52 am Post subject:

i have a few.....

sister: "if you smell my dirty socks.....i'll love you forever"

guy in class: "did navy blue come up with the navy?"

convo in class
guy 1: "miss does canada have a SWAT team?"
teacher: "yeah"
guy 2: "whats it called?"
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject:

Heather says:
Why does everyone think I'm gay...
Gen says:
Because you are?
Heather says:
But I'm not. I don't care what your mom says. It wasn't me.
Heather says:
I will be sending her a fruit basket, btw.
Gen says:
HUH?
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I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own...

missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 720 Smiles: +8 528

^ lmao...

today from a guy i know:
"i used to shop at west49 but now its becoming not my style"
at which point i burst out laughing.

serb · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:21 am Post subject:

me: martha why do you have an M on your neckalace?
Martha: cause my names martha!?!?!?!
me: ohhh yeeaaahhhh
that was my blondest moment EVER
along withwalking to school with friends seeing the curb (i LOOKED AT IT) and tripping over it~ :icon_yahoo: Icon_ups

Shanti · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject:

Hahaha Heather.

"WOW! SHANTI HAS TITS!"

Yeah, that was pretty gross lol.

"Oh, aa-are you going to be okay?!?"
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"Dammit, Shanti! You stole my seat! I saved that seat a long time ago and you just took it! When I'm coming back in 5 minutes you have to get out of my seat!"

EGL: "I'm going to give Shanti a hug! Why is she running away from me??"
Me: "Get the fuck away from me EGL."
EGL: "Why are you scared of me??"

"Why does she hate me? I never hate anyone! It's so stupid to hate! I don't know why Shanti hates me! I care for Shanti, so why does she have to hate me! I want to go homeeeee!"

LOL stupid stupid EGL. I hate him. xD

Shanti · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:07 pm Post subject:

"I can't help it, it's a bad haBEET."
(my friend meant to say "habit" but because two of our friends have Ukranian accents, it rubbed off on her LOL)

crazykiki · Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:54 pm Post subject:

guy 1: jesus had sex
guy 2: yeah..virgin mary my ass
guy 1: you know virgin mary was his mother
guy 2: oh shit really Shocked

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Shanti · Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:01 pm Post subject:

Me: *eating gummy key* "Llave."
*friend eats gummy lips*
Me: "Lips!"
Friend: "Or vagina!"

LOL

Me: "My lipstick cost like, $16."
Friend: "What?? Are you crazy?? I can buy 4 shawarmas with that!!"

missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 720 Smiles: +8 528

"Don't do it half-fast"
and "Don't HASSLE the HOFF, bitch."

camita · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:16 pm Post subject:

"Josh, what kind of questions did the man on the phone ask you?"
"Like where I lived and stuff."
"And stuff? Like where is your bedroom??"
"PAEDOFILE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lil_PinkBunnie · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:52 pm Post subject:

"Is it flavoured??!!!"

LOL inside joke.
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"sometimes the road ahead is paved with anything but good intentions."

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject:

socials (discussing the Beer Hall Pusch)
Me: what if Hitler got drunk at the beer hall and then like...what if he had a kid that HE didn't even know about?
Friend: what the hell? even if that happened the kid would be dead now. unless that kid had a kid. that kid would be born around say 1990 and even then...oh...it would be our age...
*both whip around at stare at Ethan*
Friend: HEIL HETAN!
lmao ooooh my god it was amazing.

& in photography later on a photograph of a dear;
Friend 1: how did she get so close?
Friend 2: it's called zoom.
Friend 1: how did it get that gleam in its' eye?
Me: it's called rabies.

good day Happy

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camita · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

"personally, I wouldn't want to see anything on Jason's nipples."

polarfreeze · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

We were looking at ads depicting immoral-looking women in English.

A guy in my class: "I would never..."
Me: "You would."
English Teacher: "That is possibly the best conversation I've ever heard."

Shanti · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject:

Me: "I'm starving, I hardly ate all day."
Idiot: "I'm Native. Bite me."
Me: "You're edible??"
Idiot: "...I'm cooking right now."
Rolling Eyes

Idiot: "I'm taller than Jordan."
Me: "I know... he's 6'2, you're 6'4."
Idiot: "He's only hot because he's all bones."

Loser: "So, at what time are you planning to come?"
Uhhh... since it was spoken... double meaning LOL

angela · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:10 pm Post subject:

so today in gym we were playing badminton and i get really intense when i play so.

*I bird made it over the next slighty but i ran for it anyways making me run into the net*
ME: HEY GUYS! NOT COOL.
THEM: *laughing*
ME: YOU KNOW WHAT, SUCK MY DI--

*OUT OF NO WHERE, THE GYM TEACHER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
OOH MYSTERIOUS..*

Teacher: *looking at me strangely.*
ME: di-- ding dong!
teacher: *nods.*

you'd have to bethere momments. and rememebr i was yelling this so everyone could hear