Quote Of Your Day

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject:

^If you were a woman, maybe. But you're not. He was probably just calling you man or pal or something.
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mike · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject:

ohh alright..
thanks! Razz

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camita · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject:

"If you don't come to my band concert I will streak around the gym and disgrace the family name!!" - my brother

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject:

^haha, omg.
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject:

^^^Yeah, dude. He probably said "Sorry, dawg". Gangsta and all.
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Shanti · Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:04 am Post subject:

"*my brother*'s so white but his hair is so black... it's like melted chocolate in strawberry fields!"

LMAO so random but so funny, I don't think she knew what she was talking about. xD

ashlu · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject:

^lol!

"Are those diesel jeans?"
My sister knows just what to say. (:
(Inside joke.. it's something my [guy] cousin asked me when I saw him last Christmas. lol Just the way he said it.. Are those diesel jeans!")

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 635 Smiles: +17 751

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*clap*clap*clap*
TO THE LEFT!
TAKE IT BACK DADDY-OOOH!
1 STOMP THIS TIME!
1 STOMP THIS TIME!
RIGHT FOOT LETS GO!
LEFT FOOT LETS GO!
NOW CHA-CHA REEEEAL SMOOOTH!

cha-cha slide at school.
haha.

duckprincezz · Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject:

^ haha we did that today too, I was the only one out of my group of friends that knew it haha

"Yeah, happy easter!-I mean halloween!-I MEAN HOLIDAYS!" -my dad trying to give seasons greetings to my friend's dad xD
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Nothing Better · Supermodel Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 830 Smiles: +16 428

Dad- Are you using my saw? WHAT ARE YOU SAWING?!?!(angry)
Me- Erm, I'm cooking, that was the mixer.

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 635 Smiles: +17 751

^that made me laugh.
Very Happy

me-filling my nails in my pocket.
guy friend-what the hell are you doing!
me-what?
friend-your hand is going up and down in your pocket!
me-wooops, its a nail file.

walks away...

DeadDisco · Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject:

^^Haha that's funny. I could almost see that happening with my and my dad, only it wouldn't be funny.
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject:

*Andy Rooney finishes bitching on 60 Minutes*
Me: Scrooge McAsshole!
Dad: *Gives me weird look*
Me: I seriously hope he gets a... lump of... SHIT! for Christmas!
Dad: *Gives me weird look*
Me: *Laughs uncontrollably*

[Andy Rooney is, indeed, the devil].
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject:

^I love Andy Rooney. I watched part of 60 Minutes (but CNN is the source of the anti-Christ, so I try not to) But I missed Andy Rooney (Which is the only reson why I watch it) and I was upset.
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Jolin · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject:

"When you love somebody, its really hard to stop loving him"
That came out of my mouth when i was talking about what happened to my friend. WOW, i can still remember what i said.

ashlu · Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject:

This was a few days ago actually, but it was hilarious at the time. (We decided to make a horror movie in Friend 2's basement, because it's pretty creepy. Friend 1 was suppsoed to be dead in the freezer [which was unplugged of course] when this happened.)

Me: Omg, what is that?!
Friend 1: What? -leans closer-
Friend 2: It's a row of spiders.
Friend 1: AHHHH! OMG OMG OMG! -begins to jump out of freezer and nearly falls-
Friend 2: No, I'm just joking!
Friend 1: Omg don't do that, I'm like so afraid of spiders!
Friend 3 walks over: What are you screaming at, guys?
Friend 1: THat! -points to the bottom of freezer-
Friend 3: Guys, that's NOT a bug! It can't be.
Friend 1: Yes it is! It's like, a centipede or something!
Friend 3: It's NOT, I'll show you!
Friend 1: Be careful! NO, don't touch it!
Friend 3: Guys, it's a Safeway tag.
We all laugh.

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:23 am Post subject:

^haha, that reminds me.

The other day, I was driving to the mall with my friend.

Me- Move little birdies, I don't want to hit you!
Her- What are you saying.
Me- Am I going to hit those birds that are in the middle of the road... AND WE"RE GETTING CLOSER... *PANIC*
Her- I don't see any birds.
Me- Oh, those are leaves.
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:43 am Post subject:

Talking to my friend who got her lisence:

Her: I completed a three-point turn, parked, and avoided killing senior citizens. It was quite stressful

Only in Florida.
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-Sophie · Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject:

Chris says:
you'll find a job
Chris says:
i got a good feeling about it
Chris says:
like in a couple days you'll go rushing on msn and you'll be like "leik OMG i just got a JOB at this clothing STORE"

Shanti · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject:

Guy: "Shanti, I love your purple eyeshadow... can I touch it?"
Me: "No, how about I just buy you one."
Guy: "You'll really buy me one? When?"
Me: "Never. What are you, 'kateuil'?"
Guy: "Just let me touch it... I just wanna get close to you."
Me: "Ugh, no. I don't even want to get near you. I don't even want to touch you."
Guy: "Don't worry about it, I can touch myself."

LOL, ewwww! He's this really annoying guy who works near my work and used to date a family friend of ours... he's 31 and desperate and so sketch... he's been hitting on me constantly since I was 14. >=(

DeadDisco · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject:

^Haha. But creepy.

Me: We don't clean it the full way. We just fill it with water and shake it around and then wipe it off.
Him: Okay, I'll shake and you can wipe. Heh.
Other co-worker: HAHAHAHAHA. WHAT are you guys doing??
M: What? Oh.. hahahaha.. (HIS NAME)!!
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ashlu · Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject:

^^creep. reminds me of my totally pedophile gym teacher.

"Dayummm!"

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject:

My friend, "Iris" and I were playing with this mood ring I found in my room (with the little sheet that told what color is what). We were at this local coffee shop. Another friend, "George" was with us.

George left to order a coffee.
I put it on
Me- Green? What's Green. No, it's changing. Oooh, that's a pretty blue. What's blue?
Her- Um...(she looked at the paper) "calm, relaxed."
Me- Lemme see.(I grab it out of her hand.)
Her- (She took the ring off my finger and put it on her's.) Purple! No, eww I'm a gross icky brown color. What's that?
Me- (I scan the paper) It doesn't say.
Her- That's not very satisfying.
(Then George came back.)
Him- Iris, did you want anything to drink?
Her- Don't talk to me, I'm unsatifyed!!

It may not make any sense, but it was really funny, then. Like, the mood ring had told her her mood was unsatisfyed. So I go on google and look it up, and sure enough that color means anxious/nervous.
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st3ph · miss you D 05/05/92-06/16/08 (L)

"I'm so cool, I go ice fishing in JUNE!"
"I'm so cool, I go outside in the rain and it starts snowing!"

I'm so lame....
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-"Is he an amphibean?!?!"

Marianas Wench · Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject:

While playing Foosball at work...

Me: *Strikes ball* Hah. SUCK IT!
Co-Worker 1: That's kind of impossible.
CW2: Not really.
Me: What do you mean not really? I don't have a d*ck, dude.
CW2: He could suck your boobs!
Me: I'm not exactly lactating!
CW3: WHAT. *'Lactating' comment screws them up and I score*.

Cause you gotsta fight dirty to win, yo.
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject:

Two posts in a row, ftw! Anyway... on the way home on the bus with a co-worker.

Me: Uh... I don't know what to talk about. This is so awkward.
CW: Okay, pets.
Me: What? Pants?
CW: Pets.
Me: Pants?
CW: *Slowly* P...eeeettttttttsss.
Me: Ooooooh, I thought you said pants! And I'm thinking, like, 'Yeah, I wear pants!'
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DeadDisco · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject:

^Hahahaha those are both great.

Teacher: So do you guys know what goths are?
Student: They've sort of become the "emo."
Teacher: The what?
Student: Eeemo.
Teacher: What... what's emo?
Class: hahaha

The word "emo" is thrown around so often it's kind of funny when you find someone who's doesn't know what it means, or hasn't even heard of it.
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st3ph · miss you D 05/05/92-06/16/08 (L)

^ haha two years ago in grade 9 we had to act out a scene from romeo and juliet and make it a theme. my group did a pirate theme. my english teacher was saying how a group in her other class did "emu" theme, and we laughed. haha she was like.....emu? whats emu? Happy

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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:27 am Post subject:

^That reminds me of Shakespere in Love.

Romeo and Ethel: the Pirate's daughter.

haha
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Shanti · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:

"Ice Geam."
Cocomut juice."

Ahhh, Engrish in Chinatown...

mike · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject:

extra help for math today

me: "Miss, how do I solve this question?"
her: "Well, what's the formula for angular velocity?"
me: "I don't know"
her: "I don't know either."
she goes to the math office, confers with other teachers, comes back and sticks a textbook under my nose (we didn't use textbooks this semester)
her: "here, look at this problem."
and she walks away.

this is a grade 12 university level math course.
my teacher doesn't know what she's teaching.

half the class has dropped the course 3 months ago
the remainder is mostly in the 60s-70s, with a couple ppl in 80s and 90s
almost everyone is retaking it next semester (a diff teacher will be teaching it.)
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crazykiki · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject:

chem teacher: okayy..so whats someone's favorite reaction? everyones got a favorite reaction
me in a sarcastic voice: friend...you know what myyyyyy favorite reaction is?
friend: you have a favorite reaction? *pause* wait...i know....the loooove reaction
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st3ph · miss you D 05/05/92-06/16/08 (L)

^ that reminds me of my teacher trying to explain single displacement reactions and using people. like you know how the two switch? well he said the two boys are fighting over a girl, and they switch and now the other one is dating her and the other other one is all by himself. at the time it was sooo close to my life! hah. anyway that was really confusing what i just wrote

I don't have a quote of the day that I can think of

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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:49 am Post subject:

^My chem teacher never did that! No fair! We just had these stupid animations with a creepy pedephile narrator who had really weird inflections.
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