Corrupt-A-Wish

camita · Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject:

granted, but then you wake up with..chicken pox the next day!!

I wish I could go out and party tonight.
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missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 687 Smiles: +6

Granted. But then you party a little too hard and wake up in a strange location.

I wish march break was longer.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2016 Smiles: +69

Wish granted, so your summer got shortened. =P

I wish I was a good multi-tasker.

miscELAINEous · Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject:

granted, but you'll never be able to do one thing at time ever again.

i wish i could go see my boyfriend right now
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pink · Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

granted but your car dies in the middle of no where
i wish i was pretty
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject:

granted, but then everybody would hate you

i wish I didn't have these blisters on my feet Sad

pink · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:48 pm Post subject:

granted but then you would have blisters every where else
i wish i had more money cha-ching
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duckprincezz · Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then you find out the money was counterfeited and you go to jail

I wish I didn't have a huge english project to finish
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2016 Smiles: +69

OMG same here buddy! ISUs. And because I'm in the same predicament as you, I can't help you buddy!

I wish I didn't have an ISU due tomorrow!!!

pink · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:55 pm Post subject:

granted but then you get a 0 cause your teachers mean
i wish i stopped liking my guy friend
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camita · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:04 pm Post subject:

granted, but then he starts liking you

I wish that there was something to do iin this hick town besides bush partys
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject:

granted but when you find something to do you become swarmed with other work

i wish i didnt have school tomorrow
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pink · Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject:

granted but then you cant do anything cause you have bird flu!
i wish i had a laptop
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:44 am Post subject:

granted but the second you get it you drop it because a really hot guy walked by

i wish i could wake up on time for school and practice
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camita · Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject:

GRANTED! Except...then you are NEVER able to fall asleep..AGAIN.

I wish that I didn't waste so much time on fashion18 lol
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:40 am Post subject:

granted but that couldnt be possible cause fashion18 is so freakin awesome. Very Happy

actually you get addicted to another website

i wish i wasnt in planning class right now.
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nineteenlove · Miss Universe Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 1077 Smiles: +5

Granted, you are now in Math class and your teacher is a super boring, monotone, old man.

I wish I didn't have so many projects to finish.
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:50 pm Post subject:

^ actually i kinda like my math teacher he explains things well haha Very Happy

granted but then you get loaded with homework !

i wish i could go to vietnam right now.
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popculture · Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:06 am Post subject:

Granted.
But when you go there, all of the people are mean
to you and run you out of the country because you aren't asian

I wish I were taller.
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Nothing Better · Supermodel Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 829 Smiles: +16

Granted.
But only because of a surgical procedure where they break you legs and then insert metal pins and screws in them so that the bones can't go back to where they were. Of course, it isn't easy recovering. You can only lay in bed for 6 months and then it takes you a year and a half to learn how to walk well again. Would that really be worth it?

I wish I had more MAC makeup.

Marianas Wench · Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:02 am Post subject:

Granted, but the more makeup you buy, the more talent for applying it you lose. Therefore you're thrown money on the streets for prositution due to (terrible applied) makeup overload.

I wish people at work weren't such asses.
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:47 am Post subject:

granted but all the people around you daily become asses

i wish that i could remember everything about chemical naming
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Nothing Better · Supermodel Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 829 Smiles: +16

Granted but then you forget everything else about chemistry and physics.

I wish America's Next Top Model was on today.

pink · Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:42 pm Post subject:

granted but it will be cancelled right away
i wish a peer didnt say are you gonna ask him to be his girlfriend? i just hope rumors dont start
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2016 Smiles: +69

Uhh wish granted? I'm confused =S.

I wish I was mad talented at the guitar.

treecow_ · Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then you would start practicing so much that your right arm would become big and muscular like a guy but your left arm would be made up of all fat.

I wish that I dont have to rewrite my english essay that I failed. Sad

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crazykiki · Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject:

granted but the next essay you write you will fail too

i wish i could have done more shopping in NYC
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2016 Smiles: +69

Wish granted but of course you're now in severe debt. =/

I wish my skin was beautifully pale, not sickly.

miscELAINEous · Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:56 am Post subject:

granted, but your other body parts become white. (pupils, lips, fingernails, etc.)

i wish i could grow until im only 4 inches shorter than my boyfriend. (6'2) Very Happy

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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2016 Smiles: +69

Wish granted but as soon as you grow, he'll shrink. =]

I wish EGL didn't like Leeah.

alexisgeek · Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 1:33 pm Post subject:

Granted. But now EGL loves your sister.

I wish I didn't miss my first class today.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2016 Smiles: +69

I don't have a sister. =D

Wish granted... but you did nothing in that class anyway, so pshawww.

I wish I was a balla who didn't get shot.

jousy · Site Admin Joined: 14 Nov 2006 Posts: 1027 Smiles: +117

Granted but you went out to celebrate and died of food poisoning instead.

I wish my room had new furnishings.
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:08 am Post subject:

granted but as soon as you get them the pipes burst and your room becomes soaked !

i wish i didnt have to meet my boyfriend's family on sunday
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duckprincezz · Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you have to meet them today

I wish to get 100% on my english-final project
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