Corrupt-A-Wish

miscELAINEous · Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject:

granted, but all your other projects and exams turn into flops Sad

i wish exams were all over and done with
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alexisgeek · Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject:

granted, but you failed all of them because you missed them all.

i wish i did ALOT better on my sociology midterm Sad

camita · Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:47 am Post subject:

granted, but then your prof thinks you cheated

I wish my bedroom would clean itself

dbee · Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 1:05 pm Post subject:

granted, but the vaccuum hit you in the head while it was self vaccuuming.

i wish i wasnt so lazy.
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lucky_sweety616 · Beauty Queen Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 222 Smiles: +1

granted, but then you become work obsessed

i wish i could go buy ice cap right now
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china.doll · Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject:

granted, but you won't be able to sleep all night.

I wish I could have a better musical theatre dance.
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, but nobody likes it. LOL.

I wish my hours didn't suck.

neongloss · Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:09 am Post subject:

Granted, but you have no time for friends, shopping, homework, breathing, ect.

I wish that I would win the lottery.

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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted. But because of your age, all the money went to your parents, who decided to give it all to the bum next door who used the money for drugs and alcohol and he puked everywhere, including on your house.

I wish my cellphone was pretty.

_TNA_ · Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:54 pm Post subject:

wish granted. but as soon as you get a new phone, you will drop it and smash it.

i wish my toes would stop hurting from ballet.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted. You can't feel anything in them. Because ballet made your toes fall off.

I wish bottled water was healthy.

Marianas Wench · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject:

(Oooh, long time, no Corrupt-A-Wish)

Granted, but then that's all you end up living off of. But you see, you still needed to eat food. So you waste away to nothing. And then *poof!* no more Shanti.

I wish the Government wasn't such a piece of poo.
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, it was vomit instead. XD

I wish my ears didn't hurt from these earrings.

Marianas Wench · Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject:

Granted. In fact, your earrings numb them. You don't feel a thing... and then, they somehow fall off. And then you have no more ears.

I wish there was a polite way that I could tell her to fuck off. Without coming across as a bitch. And without feeling a little bad.
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I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own...

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted. She took it the completely wrong way and now she is in love with you. =P

I wish my mom didn't overcontrol my life.

xmwahx · Newbie Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 21 Smiles: 0

granted but then you started doing drugs and hanging with the wrong crowd so our reputation dropped and your parents lost complete trust in you

i wish i skinnier ;)_orange

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tootsieroll48 · Beauty Queen Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 115 Smiles: +2

Granted, but you're never allowed to eat food again.

I wish my ex boyfriend will go out with that ugly bitch already and get laughed at by the entire school.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, but then they magically turn into the hottest couple in school. Lol I dunno.

I wish she would die.

jod; · Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject:

wish granted, but you get blamed for her death.

i wish that i had more time to work out.
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angela · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject:

granted, but then you get obessed to the point your so muscular you cant walk

i wish Calgary's weather didn't suck.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted. It's so awesome that everyone has to stay outside and they take away your houses.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

Jolin · Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:32 pm Post subject:

GRANTED cause you know you want your family and yourself. Haha Happy

I wish i knew what to do about my problem now.

alexisgeek · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject:

granted! the answer came to you in a cheesy fortune cookie! Razz

i wish I had the motivation to study...

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject:

granted! But then you study the wrong thing..

I wish I could be back with my cousins in their perfect little town.
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_TNA_ · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:53 am Post subject:

granted! But you get in a plane crash on the way over (or a car crash if you are driving)

I wish it would be a white Christmas.

Nothing Better · Supermodel Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 830 Smiles: +16

granted, but the snow covers your whole house and you can't escape and starve from lack of food.

I wish I had a good book to read.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, but you'll get bored of it cuz it's as big as the magna carta.

I wish I were a balla.

Jolin · Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:23 am Post subject:

Granted! But not for long...

I wish someone would kiss me now...

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Granted. And your dad is the one who kissed you. Not too exciting.

I wish I were an american gangsta.

st3ph · miss you D 05/05/92-06/16/08 (L)

Granted...but then yooo gangsta pants fall down so far below your knees you trip and bash your face into the sidewalk.

I wish that weekends were 3 days long.
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pinkyswear · Miss Universe Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 2555 Smiles: +47

granted but that also means that weekdays would consist of 6 days

i wish that it was summer so i can wear all my summer-y clothing

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, but summer came too quick which is bad for global warming and stuff like that.

I wish my friend was back here.

that_gurl8 · Supermodel Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 795 Smiles: +29

Granted, but your friend would only be able to stay a day with you.

I wish that I was sooo amazing in basketball.
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camita · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then you tear a ligament in your knee and are never able to play again.

I wish I could teleport.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, but you can only teleport to my ex-friend Sosena's house, where her parents will hound you with their religion and not let you out of the house and your curfew is 8 pm even though you're my age!

I wish this gum was colder.
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