Corrupt-A-Wish

Marianas Wench · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:31 am Post subject: Corrupt-A-Wish

I think it's time for some more Corrupt-A-Wish!

I wish I were more hungry so I could eat a burrito.
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I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own...

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject:

I'm not sure I understand...

I wish I was tired to I could sleep.
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“Imagination is the highest kite one can fly”
~Lauren Bacall

Marianas Wench · Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:22 pm Post subject:

^D'oh! Okay, as rules go. I make a wish, and you screw it up for me. So if I were to say "I wish I bought a dog", you'd say "Granted. But as you walk out of the pet store with it, it gets hit by a car and dies". Then you make a wish for someone else to corrupt.

So, now, I will corrupt the wish you made;
Granted. But then you mysteriously slip into a coma.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate on my art so much.
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I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own...

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2360 Smiles: +95

Wish granted. You procrastinated a little. =]

I wish I was sexay. >=P

china.doll · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject:

Granted, but after 5 Surprised

0 all your sexiness will vanish...

I wish I could be a perfect dancer.
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"You have a much better life
If you wear impressive clothes."
- Vivienne Westwood

crazykiki · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:08 pm Post subject:

granted but after one month you will go back to the way you are now

i wish i had something nice to wear tommorrow for my date
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china.doll · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:

granted but you will lose all of your savings money

I wish I had a giant $1 million shopping spree
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"You have a much better life
If you wear impressive clothes."
- Vivienne Westwood

amyamy8 · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject:

granted but you'll get bad grades in school

i wish i had my AAA in swimming.
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china.doll · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:36 am Post subject:

granted but after one day you'll lose your swimming abilities.

I wish I had perfect vision
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"You have a much better life
If you wear impressive clothes."
- Vivienne Westwood

missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 720 Smiles: +8

Granted, but you need really big glasses that are thick to be able to get it.

I wish I didn't have to write a speech.

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:06 am Post subject:

granted, but everyone will think you are unintelligent

i wish i didnt have to do my homework
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missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 720 Smiles: +8

Granted, but your grades will drop 10%.

I wish more people were active on here!

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:28 pm Post subject:

granted, but then your computer will break down
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:00 pm Post subject:

wish!
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“Imagination is the highest kite one can fly”
~Lauren Bacall

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject:

oops
i wish i had the perfect boyfriend
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china.doll · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:38 am Post subject:

granted, but after 1 week you will discover he's cheating on you.

I wish that I didn't have to do exams.
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"You have a much better life
If you wear impressive clothes."
- Vivienne Westwood

crazykiki · Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:29 am Post subject:

granted, but then youll fail the next 2 terms
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missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 720 Smiles: +8

^ wish?

alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:38 am Post subject:

er. Granted.. but then you'll feel guilty about not posting anything and making the game hard for everybody else. (no idea...)

I wish I had more money to buy some new clothes.

amyamy8 · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:10 am Post subject:

granted but after a few days, some one will mysteriously steal them from your closet.

i wish that i wasnt sick
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alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:31 am Post subject:

Granted, but before you did, you gave it to someone else very close to you and they're worse off than you are.

I wish I didn't have to goto work today.

amyamy8 · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject:

granted, but you are fired the next day

i wish that i didnt have a socials midterm on mon.
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alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject:

Granted, but it's moved to wednesday and that's when you have your math midterm as well.

I wish BC's minimum wage would go up to $10 sooner.

amyamy8 · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject:

granted, but taxes go up as well

i wish i didnt have to go to swim practice
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alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you lose or fail whatever you were in.

I wish I had a nicer, newer cellphone that wasn't broken.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2360 Smiles: +95

Wish granted... but it gives you a mad case of brain tumours. =|

I wish my zits would stop reoccuring.

amyamy8 · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject:

granted, but then you wont be able to pay the cellphone bill

i wish i didnt have a brother
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alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject:

haha... you both posted at the same time?

@lov3ly: Granted, but you suddenly start getting bad rashes instead. Confused

@amyamy8: Granted, but then you'd have three evil stepsisters.

I wish I could find the perfect jacket.

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 9:55 am Post subject:

granted, you'll find it - but then you wont be able to afford it

i wish that i had mcdonalds right now
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:09 am Post subject:

Granted, but then you'll get really obese.

I wish I could just sleep in today.

actually, I *did* find what I think is my pefect jacket, and I *cant* afford it! lol

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:14 pm Post subject:

granted but you will sleep till mon. morning & you will have wasted your weekend

i wish i was smarter so i wouldnt have to study as hard
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject:

Granted, but your knowledge became too advanced for your class and your teacher took off marks because she didn't understand what you were doing and assumed that you weren't doing it right.

I wish I had a better boss who was more understanding and perceptive about people trying their best.

china.doll · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

granted, but then just as you start to write the test all your smartness will disappear.

I wish that I was perfect!!
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"You have a much better life
If you wear impressive clothes."
- Vivienne Westwood

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject:

^^ & ^ good answers from both!

alexisgeek - granted but shortly after, you get fired

china.doll - granted but people will begin to become jealous, plot to kill you, & succeed

i wish that i had a personal assistant
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then she'll not do everything properly and become so annoying (because she thinks she's doing an excellent job no matter what you say) that she'll drive you crazy and have bad days because of her.

Thanks! Happy

It's happened to me before Razz

I wish I could get better from being sick real soon.