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Princess_SB Supermodel

Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 812 Smiles: +12
Location: Canada
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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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granted. but then you swallow it :)
i wish i could get straight A's in school |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but at the last minute someone changed your grade to Fs.
I wish I had food. _________________ I have bad news. I got a girl pregnant. WHAT?!?! |
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angela Miss Universe

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 1308 Smiles: +17
Location: Calgary
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject: |
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granted, but the food is 10 week old milk that has been sitting in the arizona sun.
i wish i had socks _________________
the scariest things about memories,
is knowing you're going to forget them. |
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pinkyswear Miss Universe

Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 2555 Smiles: +47
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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wish granted but the socks are old and have been worn by somebody with foot fungus
i wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow _________________ i tried to be chill but you're so hot that i melted |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted, it is Saturday right?
I wish I was not hungry or thirsty. _________________ I have bad news. I got a girl pregnant. WHAT?!?! |
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Puddingcup. Miss Universe

Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1984 Smiles: +37
Location: Vancouver
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:35 am Post subject: |
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wish granted, but you just fasted and is on an eating rampage.
I wish for the perfect boy. _________________
We all try to fight it. Sometimes we win.
As long as you're dreaming, you're not giving in. |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted, and he turns out to be that guy you fell in love with last summer.
I wish I could get revenge on my ugly ex. _________________ I have bad news. I got a girl pregnant. WHAT?!?! |
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Puddingcup. Miss Universe

Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1984 Smiles: +37
Location: Vancouver
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Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted, but his new girlfriend is out to get you.
... that sounded dark... =9
I wish for nothing to break this happy feeling of mine. _________________
We all try to fight it. Sometimes we win.
As long as you're dreaming, you're not giving in. |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted, but I stole some of it. >=D
I wish I was 11 again. _________________ I have bad news. I got a girl pregnant. WHAT?!?! |
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miscELAINEous Miss Universe

Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 1218 Smiles: +13
Location: Vancouver, BC
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but when you become 11, you'll look like you're 44 !
I wish that I could figure out his true intentions. _________________ <3eL |
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Puddingcup. Miss Universe

Joined: 30 Jul 2007 Posts: 1984 Smiles: +37
Location: Vancouver
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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Wish Granted.
I wish for cupcakes... _________________
We all try to fight it. Sometimes we win.
As long as you're dreaming, you're not giving in. |
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camita Miss Universe

Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 1487 Smiles: +50
Location: never never land
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. But they are burnt and have no icing.
I wish for a tea mug of hot tea. |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Wish granted. But someone put ice cubes in it.
STOP THESE CRAMPS! _________________ I have bad news. I got a girl pregnant. WHAT?!?! |
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MAG Miss Universe

Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 1189 Smiles: +36
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but you're going to have an headache instead.
I wish people would realize she's a fucking bitch who has no personality. _________________ Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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People will realize it but continue to like her anyway. =P
I wish this hat was still soft. _________________ I have bad news. I got a girl pregnant. WHAT?!?! |
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