Corrupt-A-Wish

Princess_SB · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:57 pm Post subject:

granted. but then you swallow it :)

i wish i could get straight A's in school

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Granted, but at the last minute someone changed your grade to Fs.

I wish I had food.
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angela · Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

granted, but the food is 10 week old milk that has been sitting in the arizona sun.

i wish i had socks
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pinkyswear · Miss Universe Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 2555 Smiles: +47

wish granted but the socks are old and have been worn by somebody with foot fungus

i wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, it is Saturday right?

I wish I was not hungry or thirsty.
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Puddingcup. · Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:35 am Post subject:

wish granted, but you just fasted and is on an eating rampage.

I wish for the perfect boy.
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, and he turns out to be that guy you fell in love with last summer.

I wish I could get revenge on my ugly ex.
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Puddingcup. · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject:

Wish granted, but his new girlfriend is out to get you.

... that sounded dark... =9

I wish for nothing to break this happy feeling of mine.
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted, but I stole some of it. >=D

I wish I was 11 again.
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:27 pm Post subject:

Granted, but when you become 11, you'll look like you're 44 !

I wish that I could figure out his true intentions.
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Puddingcup. · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:

Wish Granted.

I wish for cupcakes...
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camita · Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject:

Granted. But they are burnt and have no icing.

I wish for a tea mug of hot tea.

Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

Wish granted. But someone put ice cubes in it.

STOP THESE CRAMPS!
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MAG · Miss Universe Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 1189 Smiles: +36

Granted, but you're going to have an headache instead.

I wish people would realize she's a fucking bitch who has no personality.
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Shanti · Miss Universe Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2368 Smiles: +95

People will realize it but continue to like her anyway. =P

I wish this hat was still soft.
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