Quote Of Your Day

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 11:45 am Post subject:

Friend: (what I thought she said) I'm really tired.
Me: Yeah, me too
Friend: What? No, I said you look really tired.
Me: Oh! Yeah, well... you know how it goes.
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tropical_pink · Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:47 pm Post subject:

haha pizzolon i love all of your convos, their so funny

kay i dont know if this will make sense at all but here it goes

so im at work and ruth goes to hand someone a smoothie and tries to say so sorry, but instead slurrs her words together and ends up like sowee. we bugged her about it and then forgot about it. 15 minutes later:
andrea: i want a white horse and then ill wear a black dress and my black hair will flow in the wind as i gallop along the beach
ruth: i want a palimino horse
me: what are you going to name it
andrea: im going to name mine something dark
me: black beauty
andrea: (jokingly) no...satan
we all laugh
me: hey ruth you should name urs soway (i can barely say it cause im laughing so hard)
they both look at me confused and are like what is she talking about?

apparently i said it wrong and they had no idea what i was talking about. I was trying to sound like ruth when she screwed up on her "sorry" but instead I sounded like an english person saying subway.
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

drama class.

me: so-laughter-i was looking at this add-laughter-yesterday and it, and it...
friend: it what?
me: it was like-laughter-'free chatting with hebrew singles, wink wink.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
friend: your a retard.
me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
friend: okay stop now, we have to do a play.
me: oka....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
friend: rolls eyes, oh god not again.

oh, my laughing fits piss her off.
Happy

DeadDisco · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:53 pm Post subject:

Friend: I made this sweet book in grade 5 for like, Mother's day.
Me: Aha, what was it about? Your mom?
Guy: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: Oh! ahahaha I didn't even realize that.

Oh, there were so many good quotes from tonight. I wish I could remember them!
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tropical_pink · Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject:

I have a couple of weird ones, haha.

Me: wheres my hair
My mom: in the ark

I just got new clip in extensions and was wondering where they were and they were in this box we call the ark because it looks kinda like the ark of the covenant.

At work:
Brad: What are you guys talking about?
Me: the girl in the garbage
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camita · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

An pick up line this guy used on my friend..

Guy: "Are you from Tennessee?"
My friend: "No..."
Guy: "But you're the only ten I see!"

hahahha

treecow_ · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

^oh my gosh! haha they said that in hannah montana too! Very Happy

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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

me: Im so tired this speach is pissing me off so much.
him: You'll do great, you always do.
me: Thanks.
him: Did I tell you that you look nice today?
me: You told me I look normal.
him: ...Close enough.

Happy

Shanti · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject:

I wish I could remember. But class was funny today. The guy who sits behind me is almost as ditzy as I am XD.
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camita · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:02 pm Post subject:

A friend says about my other (rather innocent friend): "DUDDEEEE, You should have seen him last night. He is a complete anti-poon"

hahahahhahaa. i love those boys.

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

him: hey call me up, i think you me and zoboomafoo should chill sometime soon.
me: i know right? i havent seen zoboomafoo in ages.
him: yeah, its been too long.
me: but wont the kratt brothers mind?
him: we'll find a way out of it.
both: laugh.

aaah, good times.
Happy

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:31 am Post subject:

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject:

at 2 in the morning right when a bunch of us were about to watch a movie my friend runs down the hall....

Me: where are you going?!?!
her: I HAVE TO POO!
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DeadDisco · Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:39 pm Post subject:

^Haha that reminds me of yesterday at the library:

Girl: Dad, daddy, dad, Daaad. I have POOOO.
Dad: okay
Other girl: I have to go potty too!
First girl: I HAVE TO POOO
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

me: 'Lions and tigers and bears...'
me: hmm...what was it again?
me: 'Lions and tigers and bears...'
random chick: '....Oh my!'
me: you just made my day.

and the the home ec teacher got mad at us for talking. then she thought that we were being rude. then she started crying yet again. i swear to god that woman is going through menopause.

DeadDisco · Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject:

^Haha, love that. Were you talking to yourself?
Also, I had a teacher that constantly cried, but I swear she wasn't menopausal (if that's word) since she was too young. Just overly emotional? She went on a leave.

Also, that reminds me of a quote from a long time ago. Not sure if I already posted it on here:

Friend: I don't get it. They never believe me.
Me: Well you know, you're just a compulsive liar.
Sales associate: ahah made my day.

I guess it was the way I called her a compulsive liar?
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

yeah i watched donnie brasco the night before.
and there was a lion in it so my sister said 'lions and tigers and bears...oh my!'

me: so i watched donnie brasco last night and i was thinking.
friend: what?
me: well i think its kind of funny that italians can watch movies where the mofia put people into a meat slicer but the second someone puts saw or any other whore movie on we all start screaming.
friend: so true, so true.

just a strange thought in my head.

that_gurl8 · Supermodel Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 767 Smiles: +29 712

BROTHER: Who cares.. don't take shit from anyone.
Even though I've heard this SO many times, when you think about it... it's true. Why should I take someones crap? And always feel down cause of their stupid thoughts?
I really wanna be the person who doesn't give a shi* about what others say.
Ugh. So that's my QUOTE OF THE DAY.
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject:

Me: so yeah I got sick in the hotel last night
Friend: what color was it?
Me: I honestly thought I would never see the salad again.
Friend: So I guess you could call it a "tossed salad."

haha
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DeadDisco · Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:50 pm Post subject:

"Don't be such a dinosaur."
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camita · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject:

^ Hahahaa definitely something I would say. In fact, my best impersonation of my parents goes something like "RAHH I'M A DINOSAUR! DO AS I SAY OR I'LL EAT YOU!"

_TNA_ · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject:

"We're the non-judging Breakfast Club".
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DeadDisco · Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject:

^^Haha that actually made my laugh out loud.
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camita · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject:

Passing out at 4AM in the tent..

T: "Oh. You are stealing my sleeping bag. Okay. Ummm I'm cold...did you not bring one?"
D: "I'M FINE THANKS!"

hahahaa

_TNA_ · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

"I am the crazy bitch around here".
Ah, I love you Blair Waldorf.
What am I going to do without you all summer long?
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emcee · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:43 pm Post subject:

My prof said "American Apparel" with a French accent and then went, "why the hell do I always do that?" it made everyone laugh Happy

MAG · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject:

I watched an old episode of The OC and I just love this part.

Ryan: How'd you make it all the way from Newport on that little catamaran?
Seth: Hm. Well, Ryan, sit down, my son. It was a long and torturous journey, and I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna sugar coat any details with you
Ryan: Please don't.
Seth: 'cause we're friends. First, I sailed to Catalina. Then, I sailed to Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara, I ran out of snacks. Freaked out a little bit, pawned my boat for cash, took a Greyhound to Portland.
Ryan: You took a bus.
Seth: Yeah. But don't say it like that, cause it was a local. Okay, have you ever been in one of those? Okay, not for the faint of heart.
Ryan: I can't believe after all that you took a bus.
Seth: Yeah. I think we're definitely going to have to come up with a better story for school though, that'd be good.
Ryan: I don't know, I like the bus idea. It's cool.
Seth: Okay, what about maybe... boat sank, saved by whales? It's very Whale Rider.
Ryan: What else you got?
Seth: I took a boat, boat sank, saved by a mermaid? Boat sank, stranded on a desert island...

DeadDisco · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject:

^I loooove the first season of the oc. There were so many funny parts to it.
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MAG · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:07 pm Post subject:

Yeah, I love the subtle humor that Seth and the other characters have. They don't say jokes that we will laugh out loud, but they still put a smile on our face, hehe

!

Sandy: Since the minute you were born I knew I would never take another easy breath without knowing that you were all right.
Seth: So I'm like asthma ?

Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering.
Ryan: You still play Magic.
Seth: Yeah, but not as much.

Sandy: Whose card did you put this on?
Seth: Please. The old man's.
Sandy: I love you, Son.
Seth: I love you too, Dad. Only not as much as I love the Vegas.

Ohh I think I'm going to watch another episode since I have the DVDs ^^ !

pinkyswear · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:29 pm Post subject:

i looove the oc! so many awesome quotes

Seth: So whats it gonna be huh? Menorah or your Candy cane?
Ryan: I ... uh.
Seth: Ah! You don't have to choose! Let me introduce you to, Chrismukkah!

Seth: I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. Ryan, I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home!
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DeadDisco · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:04 pm Post subject:

Sandy: So you and Summer seemed pretty chummy yesterday.
Seth: Dad, chummy?
Sandy: It's okay. You can tell me.
Seth: No, really, I can't.
Sandy: If you can't tell your dad, who can you tell?
Seth: Gee, I don't know, ugh Ryan... Mom... that tree over there.

Seth: Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked.
Summer: Ew!
Seth: Summer? Come in!
Summer: No way!

Summer: Ugh, this bikini is so uncomfortable. I need to go get a new one. You want to go to South Coast?
Marissa: Totally. There's a Paul Frank sale there on Wednesday.
Summer: Wednesday? I can't. I have plans with Zach.
Marissa: Oh, more plans with Zach, huh?
Summer: Yes. The more time I spend with Zach, the less time I have to think about - God, what's his face? Built like a beanpole, curly hair, runs away like a little bitch on a sailboat leaving nothing but a note for his girlfriend who cried and cried over him till the Fourth of July when she decided she doesn't cry over bitches on boats.
Marissa: Seth. His name. It's Seth.
Summer: I know. I'm just doing that thing where I pretend I don't and I have to use a lot of descriptive insults to give voice to my inner pain.

Seth: So what's the GP, RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan: You're just using initials now?
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point.

I think I should stop now.
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MAG · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject:

Haha, those are funny Laughing

! I particularly love the parts in the kitchen with the bagels.

Marissa: I brought bagels.
Sandy: Well that's the secret password into the Cohen household. Come on in.
Kirsten: Hey sweetie.
Ryan, Seth and Marissa: Hey.
Sandy: Marissa brought bagels.
Seth: Thank God. These ones are stale.
Ryan: Yeah. I almost chipped a tooth.
Sandy: Gather around, Marissa. I am going to teach you how to schmeer.
Kirsten: He's an artist with cream cheese.
Sandy: Well, thank you, honey. Slicer.
Ryan: Slicer.
Sandy: Cream cheese.
Kirsten: Cream cheese.
Seth: You gonna be okay?
Ryan: Of course. We got bagels.
Seth: Ah yes, bagels.
Sandy: Now, Marissa, this is perhaps the most important part. How we use the excess of cream cheese.

I think we are all addicted to The OC Rolling Eyes

!

pinkyswear · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject:

MAG · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject:

LOL

! So hilarious !

DeadDisco · Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:24 pm Post subject:

Haha I love the kitchen/bagel ones. Also any of the ones were Sandy tries to be a cool dad.
I don't remember that one about the pinkyswear just posted, but it's still funny! I can just imagine it. LOL
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