Quote Of Your Day

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:57 pm Post subject:

exboyfriend: so what did you do for valentines day?
ariel: oh i just went over to catherines house...
exboyfriend: ohh so it was a total lezbo fest then?
ariel: yeah, pretty much, that's how i roll.
exboyfriend: you've just broken the hearts of dozens of jewish boys across toronto, i hope you know!
_________________

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

me: I WANT MY BIG MAC!
mac: im hereee.
me: not that big mac.
mac: oh...*sad face*
my mind: i wouldnt mind you though.
Happy

treecow_ · Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:40 pm Post subject:

^i always love your quotes. (: theyre so cute and sweet.
_________________
used to be 'sw33tlilhugz' on the old f18. (;

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

^aha thanks...just an everyday life of someone with strange friends.

joey: do you like anyone? and dont say no!
me: no...
*blushes WAY too much.*
*looks at such boy smiles.*
me: why dont you ever ask eric this?
joey: because were best friends and he tells me that crap. your not quite there.
me: oh well.
such boy: HEEEEY!
me: aha. hi.
joey+eric: *wink wink*

damn, they already know what i think.
and hes friends with them.
wow, akward.

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject:

a r i e l says:
face
is battle of the bands tomorrow?

Low says:
face?

a r i e l says:
yes

a r i e l says:
you have a face

a r i e l says:
therefore you are face

Low says:
titty
yeah it should be

a r i e l says:
what the fuck thats not fairrrrrrrrrrrr

Low says:
would u have prefered if i called u Vage?

a r i e l says:
you can't call somebody that!

a r i e l says:
you are inapropriate!

Low says:
alright alright my bad

Low says:
i'm sorry
_________________

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

^ aha, wow sounds like a conversation i had on the bus today... Happy

.

missally · Supermodel Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 720 Smiles: +8 528

today during class:
some guy: "so i heard you and billy were hanging out in a hot tub the other night"
a strange kid: "what? a hot tub? nooooo"
some guy: "yeah and there were rubbing oils involved ?"
teacher: "oh yeah i heard about that! billy told me ... but i didnt remember any rubbing oils ? *confused look* "
at the moment it was hilarious. the teacher randomly walked in and said that haha. his names not billy though.

miscELAINEous · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:22 am Post subject:

"your mother is so fat that when she's on her period ... uh ..."
"she has to use a mattress for a pad."
<insert uncontrollable laughter here>
_________________
<3eL

crazykiki · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:27 pm Post subject:

^HAHAHAHA that made me laugh

me: [girl] says that her crush lives about 10 minutes away
friend: what! why doesnt she stalk him!
_________________

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

he comes up and pins me against a wall.
i didnt expect it, but i didnt mind.

him: do you have any money?
me: no.
him: i know you do, i need a lunch please.
at that moment i was about to cave, sad i know.
but then i remembered that he owes me 5$.
me: you have that 5$ you owe me?
him: nooo, please though, please.
*sad face*
me: uh...sorry, i have to go eric and joey are waiting.
him: later.
me: byee.
my mind: smoooooooth. ima loser.

by then i walked back to my guy friends and they told me that everyone was staring.
he does that to everyone though.
just seems to happen to me alot.
Neutral

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject:

(after showing him pictures of someone and their girlfriend)

Low says:
nnnaaaa

Low says:
pass

Low says:
i'd rather go out with u again then go out with that

a r i e l says:
HAH i dont know if thats a compliment or an insult. but youre nuts shes gorgeous
_________________

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

later, over msn.

me: so did you get the money for your lunch?
him: i had money.
me: then why did you ask me for some?
long pause.
him: free money.

hmm...

ashlu · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject:

"There's too many white people! Hey, we have the highest asian to white person ratio!!"

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

teen pregnancy spoof video made by my friends:

pregnant teen: it all started when i went to my buddy vals house and her boyfriend was there.
val: hehe.
friend: go on.
pregnant teen: there was candlelight, it was very nice.
friend: how romantic.
val: hehe.
pregnant teen: he then proceded to sexual hair ass me. i told him to use a condom.
friend: oh...WAIT! YOU TOLD HIM TO USE A CONDOM?!
val and pregnant teen: neverending laughter.

the thing is she actually pronounced it sexual hair ass. it was quite funny.

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject:

Okay, if you didn't catch the oscars here was the award for Best Original Song: Once. The Award Recepiants were a guy and a girl. The guy gave his acceptance speech then she got cut off. After commercial break John Stewart had her come back out.

Here they are if you want to read them to understand a little about the quote I will tell you

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Glen Hansard:
Thanks! This is amazing. What are we doing here? This is mad. We made this film two years ago. We shot on two Handycams. It took us three weeks to make. We made it for a hundred grand. We never thought we would come into a room like this and be in front of you people. It's been an amazing thing. Thanks for taking this film seriously, all of you. It means a lot to us. Thanks to the Academy, thanks to all the people who've helped us, they know who they are, we don't need to say them. This is amazing. Make art. Make art. Thanks.

Marketa Irglova:
Hi everyone. I just want to thank you so much. This is such a big deal, not only for us, but for all other independent musicians and artists that spend most of their time struggling, and this, the fact that we're standing here tonight, the fact that we're able to hold this, it's just to prove no matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible. And, you know, fair play to those who dare to dream and don't give up. And this song was written from a perspective of hope, and hope at the end of the day connects us all, no matter how different we are. And so thank you so much, who helped us along way. Thank you.

Okay, so then John Stewart was talking and he said that they were back stage and Glen was making the two oscars kiss. Heres what was said it response to that:

Glen: Look I'm making them kiss.
Marketa: But their both guys! (John Stewarts impression made her seem she had a look of desperation on her face)
Glen: Hey, It's Hollywood!

Oh my gosh. They made me laugh so hard.
_________________

“Imagination is the highest kite one can fly”
~Lauren Bacall

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

I step out of my car and start walking up to school.

him: hey lazy.
me: huh, lazy?
him: yep, laaaaazy.
me: why?
him: you dont walk to school.

I then explained the fact that I live like 1 h away walking.
Silence.

him: whats on your ass?
me: what?!
him: your sweatpants.
me: oh their my friends.
him: oh I see, so you get into all of your friends pants then.
me: shut up.
him: I guess I havent gotten there yet.

pinkyswear · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

^^aah i really enjoyed that too!1
and it was really sweet of jon to let her back on to give her own speech since she got cut off

camita · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject:

Me: "..so then he had to get tested for.."
Friend: "HIV! HAHA you're lover got tested for HIV!!!!!!!!"
*people stare*
Me: "...ADD"

that_gurl8 · Supermodel Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 793 Smiles: +29 732

Missing someone gets easier everyday, cause everyday you're closer to seeing them. (i think that's how it goes. lol. )
_________________

Don't worry about failing. Worry about the chances you miss, when you don't even try.

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:28 am Post subject:

brother: I don't like it when you make noise. and I just want you to know that with every second you're alive I'm slowly dying !!!
_________________

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

^haha, how sweet.

friends guitar debut on facebook.
her mom posted it without telling her.

"If you are smelly,
Go take a shower.
If you are stinky,
I've got some soap.
Cause III, III,
Am allergic to your stench.
And yoooou, yooou,
Can clear out a room."

it goes on like that for about 1 minute.
its pretty crazy.

emcee · Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:40 pm Post subject:

I was at work and I just went into the break room:

"Oh look, Jacob doesn't have pants on."

(He was changing...haha)

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:39 pm Post subject:

^*short abrupt laugh--pah!* that's awkward
_________________

“Imagination is the highest kite one can fly”
~Lauren Bacall

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

him: can i borrow some money?
digs money out of pocket,
me: sure.
him: what would i do without you babe?
me: i have no idea.
him: give me some love babe.
he goes to hug me and i duck out of it.
god, hes such a big flirt!

crazykiki · Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject:

this happened on saturday
me: "can i have one of those carre fudge au guimauves things?"
starbucks guy looks confused
i walk over the counter and point
him:" oh a rocky road"
me: "ha, i would have said that if it said that on the sign"
he looks at the sign again a little confused
_________________

DeadDisco · Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:36 am Post subject:

"I see a chocolate cake and I JUST WANT TO JUMP ON IT!"
This was said by one of my profs. It was as an example, but so funny.
_________________

Tick tock, you're not a clock
You're a time bomb, baby

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

buddy: c'mon, sick her go do it!
him: come over here then.
me: no thanks.
him: oh well, i'll just do it when she least expects it...*winks*.

i swear, their somehow inside my head and they know..

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject:

boy: (to me) you look supprisingly attractive today.

I didn't know whether to be offended/flattered/freaked out.
I don't like him and he doesn't like me sooo..w/e
_________________

“Imagination is the highest kite one can fly”
~Lauren Bacall

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

^yeah, same thing happened today to me.
its rather confusing.

pinkyswear · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject:

^^ me too and this guy is totally a creeper because he msged that to me on facebook and i didn't even see him today

camita · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject:

^ ahahaha, but he saw youuuuuu Icon_naughty

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

^haha, you reminded me of my friend when you did that.

me: so its a french love song?
her: yeah.
me: how does it go?
her: something, something, CRAWFISH!
me: what does crawfishh have to do with love?
her: i dont know, but its catchy!

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject:

(me and my guy friend were talking and my other guy friend walks up)

guy friend #2: i had a dream last night that you two were making out. just to make things sufficiently awkward.

guy friend #1: (looks at me) hey, wanna go make out?

ariel: maybe later.
_________________

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:44 am Post subject:

Me: So I had a French Sub today
Mom: Ooooh, was it with Au Gratin?
Me: Nooo! *laugh* A French Substitute teacher!
_________________

“Imagination is the highest kite one can fly”
~Lauren Bacall

camita · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject:

My Grandma was complaining about the water pressure in her shower..

My little cousin: "Grandma! Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!"