Quote Of Your Day

ashlu · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject:

^^haha my teacher made us make up our own stories or presentations to help explain the reactions. Two guys made up a story that was like one day these two elements met and fell in love so they became a compound but then they had a fight and... well, yeah. you get the point Razz

crazykiki · Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject:

oh yeah...my teacher makes up stories...to explain things
"girls and boys are floating around then they hook up not in the way everyones thinking!"
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camita · Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:55 pm Post subject:

JD: "I kissed him???? I'm so cut from drinking alcohol ever again."
A: "I've way worse things when drunk. For instance I cried in the corner one night for a good hour about global warming"

ahaha

DeadDisco · Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject:

My chem teacher used analogies like that.
So you're at prom and dancing with one guy, but then you realize he's lame so you decide to go and dance with another guy..

Lady(looking around curiously): It smells like coffee...?
Me: Oh, yeah haha I work at Tims and I just got off work.
Lady: Oh hahahahahahahaha I was so confused as to where the smell was coming from. But it smells good! Hahahahahhahahaah.
Me: Yeah, I guess I don't really notice it anymore.
*She laughs a lot more, saying how she liked the smell and hadn't taken her break yet... laughs a lot more.. she found it very funny.
Lady: So this might be a weird question, but what's your favourite donut?
Me: Uh.. I guess the long johns.. but my store doesn't sell them...
And she laughs a lot more. She was very amused by the whole situation.
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:55 pm Post subject:

Niamh says:
I'm wearing man-underwear that has three trees on it and it says "How about a tree-some".
Heather says:
Thos've gotta be the sexiest boxers ever.
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DeadDisco · Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject:

Friend: Let's go to Walmart!
Me: Let's write and essay!
Friend: Fine. I'll go by myself.
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

Me: Are you sure you're okay? I didnt mean to scratch you're neck!
Friend: Its okay, I understand you were trying to rip my shirt off...haha!
Me: WHAT?!

DeadDisco · Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject:

"I'd trust her as far as I can throw. And I don't throw."
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serb · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:26 am Post subject:

this happened last week....
Me(talking to friend)-are we gonna study for his-OMG! I HAVE GRAPES!
we had a history exam afterwords

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 9:13 am Post subject:

^^I like that.
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DeadDisco · Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject:

^Haha, so did I. I even compliemented her on using that analogy.
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

Friend: So you talked to him for like ten minutes?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: And you had no idea what he was saying?
Me: Yeah, I pretty much noded and said "Yeah." alot.
Friend: So you have no idea what he said?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Or what you agreed to?
Me: Yeah...I mean as in what...?
Friend: Butt Secks.
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me and a friend talking about a conversation I had with a guy I knew at the noisy school dance.

Shanti · Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:58 am Post subject:

*while reading + constructing a sentence in Japanese*

me: "Kochidawa University Tokyo..--umm, I'm sorry. I don't know how to say Tokyo in Japanese..."
teacher: "Tokyo IS a Japanese word."

God. That was my blondest moment ever. *DIES IN SEAT*

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

*talking to a girl friend and standing really close.*

guy friend: why dont you two just make out already?
me: shut up.
*punches him.*
guy friend: or then again theres always me... Wink

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me: very funny.

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:11 am Post subject:

boy who is cute: hey, can i get you flowers for valentines day?
me: welllllll if you insist
boy who is cute: okay, can you lend me 5 bucks?... for something totally different....
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject:

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

^hes always doing things like that.

*guy friend grabs my arm*
me: what?
guy friend: im sorry, its just everytime i see this arm i get so turned on.
me: aha, thanks.
guy friend: you know you want me.
my mind: damn i do.
me: aha, you wish.

*same boy throws empty tic-tac container at my head*
me: ouch.
guy friend: haha, that was pretty funny.
*flicks his head*
guy friend: that was uncalled for.

ashlu · Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:04 pm Post subject:

Sister: Yeah, he called me at work, from the hospital.
Me: Oh. what happened again?
Sister: I don't know, some work related accident.
Me: Meaning? Wait what does he do at work?
Sister: I don't know.. logging.. he sorts logs or something.
Me: HAHA!

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

friend singing at our french immersion carnival.

friend: LA MACHINE A DANSER, LA MACHINE A DANSER, LA MACHINE A DANSER, LA MACHINE A...uhh..
me: SOMETHING, SOMETHING!
friend: CHYEUUUH!

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject:

I sneeze
friend- bless you
me- you're welcome.
friend- (looks at me funny)
me- I mean-- *dope!*
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pinkyswear · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject:

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

^yeah, but he makes things akward in a strange way.
but then he'll crack a joke and everything will be fine again.
haha.

boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:21 am Post subject:

^is it the same boy from above, too?? I think you should marry him.
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pinkyswear · Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:52 pm Post subject:

^ ahaha I AGREE !

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

^^ and ^.
i would haha,
if he wasnt extremely and totally clueless.
im extremely obvious and hes an idiot.
but i love him anyways.
our friendship if too strong to ruin anyways.
Happy

sexinyourcereal · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:36 pm Post subject:

gill: ariel i like your glasses!
ry: ariel i like your face!

teehee
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject:

^Hehe.
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

me: why does it smells like sweat on this bus?
friend: gee, i dont know mayby because its raining outside!
me: umm...rain doesnt smell like sweat.
friend: oh yeah.
me: unless of course god is havin some kind of intense workout up there.
friend: haha.

DeadDisco · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject:

Overheard conversation about coffee stores:

Guy: Do they sell nail polish at Starbucks?
Girl: I don't know. I think they sell coffee.
Guy: Just coffee? Like Tim Hortons? Why do they even call it Starbucks? I'm not going to know what it is by the name.
Girl: Yeah, it should be coffee store.
Guy: Haha yeah. And like, Seattle's Best. I don't get it. I know it's coffee from Seattle and it's the best... but what about Starbucks?
Girl: I have no idea where they come up with it.
Guy: Is it like, stars go there and spend their bucks?

And it goes on like that. Funny thing is, they were both completely serious.
And then they talk about other stores:

Guy: How long has London Drugs been at this mall?
Girl: I dunno, not that long. I like how Fergie did a song on it to promote it.
Guy: What song?
Girl: That one.. get my drugs for the day, oh snap.
Guy: Ohh yeah that one. I've never been in London drugs. I'd probably get lost because I don't know where anything it is. Like, I always go to Macs (convenience store) because it's so small and they have everything and it's cheap.
Girl: I know, it's all right there.
Guy: My mom asked me to go to Safeway once, and I was like no, I can't. I don't know where anything is in there. It's so big, and now that they redid it, it's even bigger.
Girl: I know, like how are we supposed to find anything?
Guy: I don't get why they arrange stuff the way they do. Like I don't know what aisle to go to. Why don't they just put it like.. coca cola, and then cocoa. It'd be so easy.

Haha oh, it was so funny. My friend and I were trying so hard not to laugh.
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pinkyswear · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject:

hahah ^i LOL'd just reading that !!

ashlu · Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject:

^^haha!!

girl from school:
awe yes yes yes!!! if you must know when guys rate the girls your always way up there and to X, your top girl if thats any conselation ahah
me:
hm you're kidding the guys rate the girls haha and what, X?
girl from school:
haha yes indeed they do and X thinks your the prettiest girl in the whole school isn he a darling

aw, she just totally made my day.

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

for definitions that everyone always looks up on wikipedia instead of actually going through the textbook;

History teacher: "I know you guys like to use the internet, but Revanche is NOT an X-Men character."
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

^hahahahaha!
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ashlu · Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject:

Telling my friend about the whole X thing from above.

Friend: wow that's so random. I thought that he would go for more of like the rocker chick type.. thing.
Me: haha yeah I know and I never see or talk to him either!
Friend: I bet he has like rocker chick fantasies about you.
Both: HAHAHAHA!

Then her telling me about him doing his Eurostudy presentation since they are in the same group.

Friend telling me how it went:
X: Talking about the Franco-Persian War.
Teacher: I'm sorry, Franco-Persian War?
X: Yeah.
Teacher: I never knew that the French had a war with the Persians.
X: Oh, really? I thought they did...
Teacher: How do you spell 'Persian'?
X: P-R-U-S-S-I-A-N

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 627 Smiles: +17 732

me: Yeah, the singing telegrams were pretty cool.
English teacher: other than them disrupting my class...and ashif and jay grinding...
class: WHAT?!
me and friend: JAY AND ASHIF?!
class: *laughs*

wow, it was pretty funny imagining that.