what was your last lie?

electricpearls · Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject:

^HAHA i did that same one yesterday.

Friend whom I'm trying to avoid for specific and interesting reasons said:
"Are you going to traffic lights on Sunday?"

Me: "No I'm busy, It's my birthday."

I AM going to traffic lights (some all ages thing) on my birthday...
I hope I don't see this friend there...

Shocked

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miscELAINEous · Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject:

^ my mom always asks me .. and thats always my answer xD

"what are you doing ?"
"nothing ..."
"are you playing gb?"
"...no"

Very Happy

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stardivina · Fashionista Joined: 09 Oct 2007 Posts: 64 Smiles: 0 192

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DeadDisco · Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 9:24 am Post subject:

"Where are you going?"
"To celebrate this person's birthday"

It was true, but my mom thought it was just a small celebrating when really it was a rave.
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camita · Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:43 pm Post subject:

"Did you eat the last chocolate chip cookie?"
Me: "No."

_TNA_ · Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:26 pm Post subject:

"are you sure your not mad?"

"of course not."

*in my head i am saying GAH I HATE YOU! ) haha

Autumn Leaves · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject:

Boyfriend:"Baby, are you mad at me?"?

Me-" Of course not pumpkin, I could never be mad at that face"

*He kisses me, leaves*

and I throw a pillow at the door and make a face Twisted Evil

and the same day......

Boyfriend: "I look so good in this shirt don't I Hunny"

Me: "MmmmHmmmm super sexy"

Reality: Ahahahahahahahahaha Very Happy

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that_gurl8 · Supermodel Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 793 Smiles: +29 732

^Haha

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My last one wass: I'm not hungry.
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_TNA_ · Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:08 pm Post subject:

^^That made me laugh!

Annoying friend: cWould you mind coming to study with me?

Me: Oh, of course not.

DeadDisco · Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:22 pm Post subject:

Mom: Are you doing your homework?
Me: Yeah, linguistics.

No I'm not. I'm playing solitare. Seriously, I have a problem.
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject:

"so are we going to double date ?"
"er .. i have to talk to him first .."
"didnt you already talk to him ?"
"yeah .. but he said he wasnt sure .."

well the truth is, we both dont wanna double date. her boyfriend is asking my boyfriend and she's asking me. and .. my boyfriend and i are using eachother as excuses. Neutral

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DeadDisco · Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject:

So this isn't my lie, but it was funny, so I figured I'd share.

Girl worker: So (boy worker), who gave you that hickey?
Boy worker: It's not.. I got in a fight *blushes*
Girl worker: Haha I've used that one before. So who gave it to you?
Girl#2: What really? When have you used that lie??
Girl#1: Haha to my mom. And she totally believed me.
Everyone: Haha
Girl#1: And wanna know the best part? My mom made me file a police report.
Girl#2: Haha What?? Did you actually file one??

And then girl#1 goes on about what she put on the report.
It was so funny.
Maybe you had to be there.
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summer_berry · Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

my mom gave me money to pay for one of her bills.. but I just decided to keep the money and pay for the bill later on..
so when she asked me if I payed the bill, I said yes!
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pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

Probobly me saying "I DONT LIKE HIM!" insanely repeatedly while being accused of liking him.
Then he walks by the door says my name and my head turns to him waaaay to fast.
haha, bad liar.

miscELAINEous · Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject:

Mom: Where are you going ? Why are you so dressed up ?
Me: Senior formal
Mom: Where is it ?
Me: At school

Truth is, I was out on a date with my boyfriend downtown.
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boarderlinefrenzy · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:47 am Post subject:

^But was there a senior formal???
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that_gurl8 · Supermodel Joined: 27 Dec 2007 Posts: 793 Smiles: +29 732

COUSIN: he said that ur that and that...
ME: Wow.. I wonder why he said that.
COUSIN: Mee too.. you should tell him to f*** off.
ME: Definitely, i really dont know why he made that up. Sad

The truth is: I know why he said that... and it's my fault. Sad

And even though it's already been a while. I still think about it.
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miscELAINEous · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject:

^^ There was, and apparently it was a total sausage fest as my friend calls it. 20 guys from my grade and a few girls. I think I had MUCH more fun, than being jammed into our tiny cafeteria with most of the grade 12s and a small population of the grade 11s.

Mom: Do all your homework yet ?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Are you okay ? Why do you look so grumpy ?
Me: I'm fine.

Truth is I'm having a lousy day/morning.
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camita · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:10 pm Post subject:

I tend to tell wild stories to people when I'm bored.

To annoying boy:
"I broke my leg last night.. I shot gunned a few beers and decided jumping off the roof of my garage was a good idea.."

He believes me.

pinkyswear · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject:

^haha awesome
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Autumn Leaves · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:28 pm Post subject:

This morning

Phone: "Ring Ring"

Me: "Hello"

Person: "Is your mother there"

Me: "Nope, she's at work"

Person: "Ok, I'll call back later, bye"

I hang up and and my brother says

"I know your 18 but you should have said mom was home just in case its someone trying to break in now they know she's at work"

Me thinking in my head : "Oh Puh-Lease"

Me saying: "Oh, Don't worry about it I knew who it was"

Reality: I Had no clue who it was but sometimes my family can be sooo paranoid. LOL
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And the wind.....whispering soft lullabies
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linger<3 · Fashionista Joined: 02 Nov 2007 Posts: 30 Smiles: 0 79

i only had one jello shooter. / i dont like him. okay, give it up.

i actually think i do. im stupid.

Sweet<3 · Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 3:43 pm Post subject:

"I am ok"

I am not.

pizzolon · Supermodel Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 633 Smiles: +17 747

"im done. i dont want feelings for you that your not going to return. im not feeling anything for you for now on."

lies.

angela · Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:36 pm Post subject:

"You never asked me too clean"

oh yes, mom you did. but i was watching the pens game.
andd to lazy
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