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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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^If you were a woman, maybe. But you're not. He was probably just calling you man or pal or something. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/
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mike Supermodel

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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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ohh alright..
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camita Miss Universe

Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2007 Smiles: +65
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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"If you don't come to my band concert I will streak around the gym and disgrace the family name!!" - my brother _________________ be the change |
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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^haha, omg. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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Marianas Wench Supermodel

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 959 Smiles: +53
1916 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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^^^Yeah, dude. He probably said "Sorry, dawg". Gangsta and all. _________________ I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own... |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2759 Smiles: +104
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:04 am Post subject: |
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"*my brother*'s so white but his hair is so black... it's like melted chocolate in strawberry fields!"
LMAO so random but so funny, I don't think she knew what she was talking about. xD |
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ashlu Miss Universe
Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 1016 Smiles: +32
1564 Location: Edmonton
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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^lol!
"Are those diesel jeans?"
My sister knows just what to say. (:
(Inside joke.. it's something my [guy] cousin asked me when I saw him last Christmas. lol Just the way he said it.. Are those diesel jeans!") |
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pizzolon Supermodel
Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 654 Smiles: +20
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
*clap*clap*clap*
TO THE LEFT!
TAKE IT BACK DADDY-OOOH!
1 STOMP THIS TIME!
1 STOMP THIS TIME!
RIGHT FOOT LETS GO!
LEFT FOOT LETS GO!
NOW CHA-CHA REEEEAL SMOOOTH!
cha-cha slide at school.
haha. |
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duckprincezz Beauty Queen

Joined: 12 Jan 2007 Posts: 143 Smiles: +1
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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^ haha we did that today too, I was the only one out of my group of friends that knew it haha
"Yeah, happy easter!-I mean halloween!-I MEAN HOLIDAYS!" -my dad trying to give seasons greetings to my friend's dad xD _________________ ...DArk duCKY..
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Nothing Better Supermodel

Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 830 Smiles: +16
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Dad- Are you using my saw? WHAT ARE YOU SAWING?!?!(angry)
Me- Erm, I'm cooking, that was the mixer. |
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pizzolon Supermodel
Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 654 Smiles: +20
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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^that made me laugh.
me-filling my nails in my pocket.
guy friend-what the hell are you doing!
me-what?
friend-your hand is going up and down in your pocket!
me-wooops, its a nail file.
walks away... |
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DeadDisco Miss Universe

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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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^^Haha that's funny. I could almost see that happening with my and my dad, only it wouldn't be funny. _________________
Tick tock, you're not a clock
You're a time bomb, baby |
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Marianas Wench Supermodel

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 959 Smiles: +53
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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*Andy Rooney finishes bitching on 60 Minutes*
Me: Scrooge McAsshole!
Dad: *Gives me weird look*
Me: I seriously hope he gets a... lump of... SHIT! for Christmas!
Dad: *Gives me weird look*
Me: *Laughs uncontrollably*
[Andy Rooney is, indeed, the devil]. _________________ I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own... |
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:18 pm Post subject: |
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^I love Andy Rooney. I watched part of 60 Minutes (but CNN is the source of the anti-Christ, so I try not to) But I missed Andy Rooney (Which is the only reson why I watch it) and I was upset. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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Jolin Beauty Queen

Joined: 09 Dec 2007 Posts: 246 Smiles: +3
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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"When you love somebody, its really hard to stop loving him"
That came out of my mouth when i was talking about what happened to my friend. WOW, i can still remember what i said. |
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ashlu Miss Universe
Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 1016 Smiles: +32
1564 Location: Edmonton
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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This was a few days ago actually, but it was hilarious at the time. (We decided to make a horror movie in Friend 2's basement, because it's pretty creepy. Friend 1 was suppsoed to be dead in the freezer [which was unplugged of course] when this happened.)
Me: Omg, what is that?!
Friend 1: What? -leans closer-
Friend 2: It's a row of spiders.
Friend 1: AHHHH! OMG OMG OMG! -begins to jump out of freezer and nearly falls-
Friend 2: No, I'm just joking!
Friend 1: Omg don't do that, I'm like so afraid of spiders!
Friend 3 walks over: What are you screaming at, guys?
Friend 1: THat! -points to the bottom of freezer-
Friend 3: Guys, that's NOT a bug! It can't be.
Friend 1: Yes it is! It's like, a centipede or something!
Friend 3: It's NOT, I'll show you!
Friend 1: Be careful! NO, don't touch it!
Friend 3: Guys, it's a Safeway tag.
We all laugh. |
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:23 am Post subject: |
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^haha, that reminds me.
The other day, I was driving to the mall with my friend.
Me- Move little birdies, I don't want to hit you!
Her- What are you saying.
Me- Am I going to hit those birds that are in the middle of the road... AND WE"RE GETTING CLOSER... *PANIC*
Her- I don't see any birds.
Me- Oh, those are leaves. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:43 am Post subject: |
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Talking to my friend who got her lisence:
Her: I completed a three-point turn, parked, and avoided killing senior citizens. It was quite stressful
Only in Florida. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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-Sophie Beauty Queen
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 102 Smiles: +3
344 Location: Ontario, wishing it was BC
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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Chris says:
you'll find a job
Chris says:
i got a good feeling about it
Chris says:
like in a couple days you'll go rushing on msn and you'll be like "leik OMG i just got a JOB at this clothing STORE" |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2759 Smiles: +104
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Guy: "Shanti, I love your purple eyeshadow... can I touch it?"
Me: "No, how about I just buy you one."
Guy: "You'll really buy me one? When?"
Me: "Never. What are you, 'kateuil'?"
Guy: "Just let me touch it... I just wanna get close to you."
Me: "Ugh, no. I don't even want to get near you. I don't even want to touch you."
Guy: "Don't worry about it, I can touch myself."
LOL, ewwww! He's this really annoying guy who works near my work and used to date a family friend of ours... he's 31 and desperate and so sketch... he's been hitting on me constantly since I was 14. >=( |
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DeadDisco Miss Universe

Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 3067 Smiles: +84
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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^Haha. But creepy.
Me: We don't clean it the full way. We just fill it with water and shake it around and then wipe it off.
Him: Okay, I'll shake and you can wipe. Heh.
Other co-worker: HAHAHAHAHA. WHAT are you guys doing??
M: What? Oh.. hahahaha.. (HIS NAME)!! _________________
Tick tock, you're not a clock
You're a time bomb, baby |
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ashlu Miss Universe
Joined: 18 Jul 2007 Posts: 1016 Smiles: +32
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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^^creep. reminds me of my totally pedophile gym teacher.
"Dayummm!" |
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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My friend, "Iris" and I were playing with this mood ring I found in my room (with the little sheet that told what color is what). We were at this local coffee shop. Another friend, "George" was with us.
George left to order a coffee.
I put it on
Me- Green? What's Green. No, it's changing. Oooh, that's a pretty blue. What's blue?
Her- Um...(she looked at the paper) "calm, relaxed."
Me- Lemme see.(I grab it out of her hand.)
Her- (She took the ring off my finger and put it on her's.) Purple! No, eww I'm a gross icky brown color. What's that?
Me- (I scan the paper) It doesn't say.
Her- That's not very satisfying.
(Then George came back.)
Him- Iris, did you want anything to drink?
Her- Don't talk to me, I'm unsatifyed!!
It may not make any sense, but it was really funny, then. Like, the mood ring had told her her mood was unsatisfyed. So I go on google and look it up, and sure enough that color means anxious/nervous. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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st3ph Miss Universe
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 1539 Smiles: +60
2626 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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"I'm so cool, I go ice fishing in JUNE!"
"I'm so cool, I go outside in the rain and it starts snowing!"
I'm so lame.... _________________
rest in peace dani
05/05/1992 - 06/16/2008 |
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The_Alphabet Fashionista
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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-"I know a guy who can't blink"
-"Is he an amphibean?!?!" |
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Marianas Wench Supermodel

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 959 Smiles: +53
1916 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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While playing Foosball at work...
Me: *Strikes ball* Hah. SUCK IT!
Co-Worker 1: That's kind of impossible.
CW2: Not really.
Me: What do you mean not really? I don't have a d*ck, dude.
CW2: He could suck your boobs!
Me: I'm not exactly lactating!
CW3: WHAT. *'Lactating' comment screws them up and I score*.
Cause you gotsta fight dirty to win, yo. _________________ I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own... |
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Marianas Wench Supermodel

Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 959 Smiles: +53
1916 Location: Ontario
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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Two posts in a row, ftw! Anyway... on the way home on the bus with a co-worker.
Me: Uh... I don't know what to talk about. This is so awkward.
CW: Okay, pets.
Me: What? Pants?
CW: Pets.
Me: Pants?
CW: *Slowly* P...eeeettttttttsss.
Me: Ooooooh, I thought you said pants! And I'm thinking, like, 'Yeah, I wear pants!' _________________ I think you're just so pleasant, I would like you for my own... |
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DeadDisco Miss Universe

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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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^Hahahaha those are both great.
Teacher: So do you guys know what goths are?
Student: They've sort of become the "emo."
Teacher: The what?
Student: Eeemo.
Teacher: What... what's emo?
Class: hahaha
The word "emo" is thrown around so often it's kind of funny when you find someone who's doesn't know what it means, or hasn't even heard of it. _________________
Tick tock, you're not a clock
You're a time bomb, baby |
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st3ph Miss Universe
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 1539 Smiles: +60
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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^ haha two years ago in grade 9 we had to act out a scene from romeo and juliet and make it a theme. my group did a pirate theme. my english teacher was saying how a group in her other class did "emu" theme, and we laughed. haha she was like.....emu? whats emu?  _________________
rest in peace dani
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:27 am Post subject: |
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^That reminds me of Shakespere in Love.
Romeo and Ethel: the Pirate's daughter.
haha _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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Shanti Miss Universe

Joined: 17 Nov 2006 Posts: 2759 Smiles: +104
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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"Ice Geam."
Cocomut juice."
Ahhh, Engrish in Chinatown... |
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mike Supermodel

Joined: 16 Dec 2006 Posts: 894 Smiles: +45
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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extra help for math today
me: "Miss, how do I solve this question?"
her: "Well, what's the formula for angular velocity?"
me: "I don't know"
her: "I don't know either."
she goes to the math office, confers with other teachers, comes back and sticks a textbook under my nose (we didn't use textbooks this semester)
her: "here, look at this problem."
and she walks away.
this is a grade 12 university level math course.
my teacher doesn't know what she's teaching.
half the class has dropped the course 3 months ago
the remainder is mostly in the 60s-70s, with a couple ppl in 80s and 90s
almost everyone is retaking it next semester (a diff teacher will be teaching it.) |
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crazykiki Supermodel

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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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chem teacher: okayy..so whats someone's favorite reaction? everyones got a favorite reaction
me in a sarcastic voice: friend...you know what myyyyyy favorite reaction is?
friend: you have a favorite reaction? *pause* wait...i know....the loooove reaction _________________
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st3ph Miss Universe
Joined: 06 Dec 2006 Posts: 1539 Smiles: +60
2626 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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^ that reminds me of my teacher trying to explain single displacement reactions and using people. like you know how the two switch? well he said the two boys are fighting over a girl, and they switch and now the other one is dating her and the other other one is all by himself. at the time it was sooo close to my life! hah. anyway that was really confusing what i just wrote
I don't have a quote of the day that I can think of  _________________
rest in peace dani
05/05/1992 - 06/16/2008 |
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boarderlinefrenzy Miss Universe

Joined: 13 Jan 2007 Posts: 3451 Smiles: +75
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:49 am Post subject: |
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^My chem teacher never did that! No fair! We just had these stupid animations with a creepy pedephile narrator who had really weird inflections. _________________
"What I like about playing America
is you can be pretty sure
you're not going to get hit with
a full can of beer when you're singing
and I really enjoy that!"
-Joe Strummer
http://SyncopationCS.blogspot.com/ |
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