Quote Of Your Day

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject: Quote Of Your Day

i find it hard to believe that this topic hasn't been started yet so if i'm just being stupid and blind and there's already a thread with like 1434374 453543 posts, can you please delete this for me? Very Happy

anyways....i guess i'll start

this happened yesterday after work when the mall was closed and completely empty;
"Did I just hear an elephant?"
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:52 am Post subject:

"i have a camera named Conor.
the book i write in is named Conor.
my computer, phone and iPod are named Conor.
my locker is named Conor.
the flies that were in my locker were all named Conor.
my future cats are to be named Conor Prime, Conor 1, Conor 2 and so forth.
and i have an eraser giraffe named Alicia."

Rolling Eyes

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DeadDisco · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:20 pm Post subject:

"He's so friendly it's almost scary." "Really, he could probably make friends with a box."
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Tick tock, you're not a clock
You're a time bomb, baby

crazykiki · Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject:

iron will cost 64 quarters of cash money

haha someone wrote that as their answer to a math problem today in class
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luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject:

"Tell 200 of your closest friends!"
Happy

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camita · Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject:

"Do you have any rollies?"
"A WHAT!!?!?!!!"

crazykiki · Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:16 pm Post subject:

dont we have that plastic doll downstairs with arms and legs?
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camita · Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject:

^ aahhahah that almost makes me nervous.

"Do your geography homework. Like Prince William"

Marianas Wench · Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject:

Heather says:
Anyway. Alls I knows is I'm looking for work because I'm not letting some fuckface tell me I can't drill a hole through my face.
if this ground give way i just hope that youll catch me. says:
amen.
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crazykiki · Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:50 pm Post subject:

^^ LOL for my sisters babysitting course she needs a doll, so she can pretend its a baby.
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are you some kind of freak?
YEAH Very Happy

camita · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject:

"Stay off his couch. I don't want any abortions from anyone here!"

Shanti · Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject:

"I'm going to ignore him. SO HE'LL WANT ME MORE."
"Like, you're SO hot, Shanti!"

camita · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

"Errr remind me to marry a single child..that way there is no possibitly he'll have an affair with his sister."

Shanti · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:22 pm Post subject:

^Haha. That made me think of my annoying friend + crusty exguyfriend.

Me:*whispering* "Can..you.. get me chicken strips. 4! Get me 4 chicken strips, please!"
Manager: "You're a terrible thief."

SUGARR* · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:59 pm Post subject:

^LOL. i love that

i like chicken strips too btw Happy

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miscELAINEous · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:17 pm Post subject:

"have a khaki day !" <repeat 30 billion times>
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Vee · Beauty Queen Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 101 Smiles: +5 36

Uni English prof describing the period wig of one of the characters in a play we are studying. "This wig would have been huge. Like two massive wigs made out and had a new wig." ... umm what?

camita · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject:

^ ahahah

We read this long poem about a worm that eats a huge amount of philosphy and nothing happens (doesn't get any smarter or anything) then one of the boys in my class puts up his hand and says "...sooo...what happened to the worm?"

alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject:

At work, I was trying to research a computer memory (RAM) upgrade, and my boss was wondering why it was taking so long. I told her that it was because there are many different types of RAM and there's only certain kinds that the computer can take.

So overhearing this, my coworker says "You can't just ram one in there?"

Worst RAM joke ever. But it made my day. :lol:

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Oh, and just now from a friend's LJ:
kitty is laying on my desk spread eagle - eyeing me & clawing the air / my papers
...[do they do that when theyre horny or something?]

SO_CHIC · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject:

Its Chinese new year, so my grandparents were burning some incense, and there were no windows open or air circulation. anyway the door to my living room was closed and i could see my grandma sitting in there surrounded by smoke and cloudiness from the incense. she was just looking around like nothing was going on.

Me speaking outloud to myself, in reaction to seeing my grandmother sitting in the living room:

"Are you f-ing crazy?!"

lucky me she doesn't understand english LOL.

Nothing Better · Supermodel Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 830 Smiles: +16 428

Me: So, all the ants are girls
Friend: Yeah, they're all girls... well, except the boys!

Friend: There was like 30 million ants
Me: So you know 30 million ants?
Friend: No, I only know like 20 of them.

Somehow that made my day

Marianas Wench · Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject:

(Today at work, talking to my grandma about Shrove Tuesday)

Me: So you're putting blueberries in the pancakes? I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't have the luxury of having blueberries in his pancakes.

Grandma: Well then that's too bloody bad for Jesus, now isn't it.

Me: * =O *
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject:

^ LOL! :lol:

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:19 pm Post subject:

^^hahahhaa that's awesome

i have a few from this weekend.
1. Crazy Drunk Old Women In Elevator : OOOOOH TOMMY!!!
Me & My Friend In Unison : OOOOOH LUKAS!!

2. Lukas Rossi : Let's spend the night together!
My Friend : PLEASE!?

3. Me : OMG I love this song!
Friend : That's your ringtone.
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camita · Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:45 pm Post subject:

Teacher: "guy is slang for boy, male, or gentleman"
My Friend: "or Jerk!"[/i]

Marianas Wench · Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

I think it's weird when people type "jajajajajajaja"... for how mexican people laugh in words. I sound weird explaining that, but it's true. No one goes "Jajajajajajaja" when they laugh. That's like going "Heuheuheuheuheu" if you're French. The french don't do that when they laugh.

Unless it's on Simpsons.

--Me
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camita · Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject:

maybe they are just accidently hitting the J instead of the H?[/list]

alexisgeek · Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:36 pm Post subject:

Different ways to spell the same thing in a variety of languages.
However, it could be that people are spelling "hahaha" like "jajaja" either due to the "spanish"/"mexican" way, or they could just hit the wrong letter, but it could actually be anything.

In any case, in spanish the "J"'s make an "H" sound. So pronoucing "jajajajaja" in spanish does sound like "hahahaha".

Internet/cyberspace has it's own language, in a number of dialects all across the world. Especially with l33t-sp33k. Where "you" is "j00" - but still pronounced the same when spoken out loud in English.

*shrug*

crazykiki · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:49 pm Post subject:

luvthevalleyoh · Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject:

Friend: Why is it April?
Me: Because I love Jim Halpert Rolling Eyes

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Shanti · Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:56 pm Post subject:

Hahahaha Heather's quote.

"You're beautiful! You get more and more gorgeous each year!"

Yes, my little cousin who's 3 years younger than me is the only person who actually says that to me. Isn't she lovely? =P

mike · Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:26 pm Post subject:

"damn mike i need my emoticons back!"
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Marianas Wench · Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:19 pm Post subject:

"Do you think everybody's shoulderblades stick out a little?"

Said to me randomly by a customer going through my till today. I thought she meant that I said that... which confused the hell out of me. But as soon as I understood her, we both busted out laughing. And then went into a very odd conversation about trying to touch our own shoulderblades... Yes... Shoulderblade Girl was the cherry on top of my very crappy day.
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camita · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:37 pm Post subject:

"Ben's most likely to should be...'to bring all the boys to yard with his milkshake"

ahhaha after Ben randomly burst out singing Kelis in english class.