Corrupt-A-Wish

miscELAINEous · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:48 am Post subject:

granted, but for that your personality becomes dull

i wish i could go to the dance tonight
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alexisgeek · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:41 pm Post subject:

Granted, but there'll be a Fire in the Disco and it will cause PANIC! and while everyone's running about, you break your leg when you trip.

I wish I could get more time to study before my midterm.

(and being on F18 right now isn't helping me with time... lol)

Vee · Beauty Queen Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 101 Smiles: +5

^ hahaha :lol: ... panic at the disco. nice!

Granted but then you will be up very late and sleep in, missing the first half of your exam. Shocked

I wish I had more confidence to meet new people easier.

alexisgeek · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:06 pm Post subject:

^hehe. I actually combined Electric Six's song "Danger! High Voltage" and P!ATD

"Fire in the disco! Fire in the disco! Fire in the... Taco Bell!"

Granted, but they'd find that your personality repels them ( Sad

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I wish I could have some good food.

amyamy8 · Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:09 pm Post subject:

granted, but somehow its not cooked properly & you get food poisoining.

i wish i had a personal assistant
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:05 am Post subject:

^didn't you use that one before? someone did...

Granted, but she does everything you ask of her wrong

I wish I could live closer to school.

china.doll · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:21 am Post subject:

granted, but you will always sleep in and be late for school.

I wish I was drop dead gorgeous.
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Nothing Better · Supermodel Joined: 31 Dec 2006 Posts: 830 Smiles: +16

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak!

I wish I wouldn't have freckles, just really pale skin.

alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then you'd be so white you'd look like Powder

I wish my laundry could be finished by now.

crazykiki · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject:

granted but your skin becomes so sensitive that you can no longer go out in sunlight.

i wish that i could see my bf on valentines day
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:09 pm Post subject:

^er. should I just repeat mine again? *shrug*

Granted, but you'd only see him in passing while he's on his way to somewhere else.

I wish my laundry could be finished by now.

pink__lemonade · Fashionista Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 38 Smiles: +1

Granted, but you will have more laundry later.

I wish I could take a day off from school/work to sleep in.

alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then you'll end up sleeping in the whole week and you'll fail all the classes you missed.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

pink__lemonade · Fashionista Joined: 01 Jan 2007 Posts: 38 Smiles: +1

Granted, but then you would have to eat using dirty dishes.

I wish that winters weren't that cold.

alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:41 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then (the following may sound factually incorrect scientifically) due to the effects of Global Warming, since winters wouldn't be so warm anymore the cold seasons that the icebergs need to keep cold, will cause them to melt even faster, thus flooding all the coastlines - killing MILLIONS of people across the globe and causing TRILLIONS of dollars in damage and lost property.

Also, due to the warmer winters, animals such as bears would no longer go into hibernation causing an over-population of wildlife in the world - killing off all the freshwater fish in the world -, eventually killing eachother and other animals off in a fight for survival, meanwhile humans are fearing for their life due to these animals coming too close to their homes and their children forcing Wildlife Control to shoot these animals - killing them - causing much of the animal wildlife in the world to go extinct.

Even more, due to the lack of wildlife, humans hunting for such animals will no longer be able to since any leftover animals are deemed extinct and endangered making any kind of hunting highly illegal. This would be bad for many since many people depend on hunting practices as a way of life and income to support their families.

Since hunters of all kinds aren't able to support themselves or their families, they resort to crime to keep themselves alive. This affects other industries that were dependant on such exotic skins that they genetically engineer new breeds of animals that would get these industries what they need. The only problem with this is that there are some unforseen consequences and all these animals multiply indefinitely, destroying everything, killing 99% of the world's population, and pretty much conqueoring the world.

The 1% of humans that are left over pretty much kill themselves off due to greed, selfishness, and the greatest human flaw - stupidity.

Congradulations. Your wish brought on the destruction of the entire human race.

I wish I knew what to eat tonight.

p.s. You can tell I had fun corrupting that last one. :lol:

miscELAINEous · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject:

granted, but for some strange reason you want to eat something you hate.

i wish i could go on a shopping spree Very Happy

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Marianas Wench · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject:

(Gee thanks, alexisgeek... there goes my chance to make a rediculously long corruption... =])

Granted. You go on a shopping spree with some old man's credit card. Of course, you get caught halfway through your guiltless thievery and are charged for knocking the poor guy out and then taking off with his wallet.

I wish I wasn't starting to feel tired right now.
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Exquisite · Fashionista Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 44 Smiles: 0

Granted, but after tonight you will sleep in and miss a week of class

i wish i had more clothes

china.doll · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:08 am Post subject:

granted, but you will lose everything else you had.

I wish I wouldn't have cramps.
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alexisgeek · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:22 pm Post subject:

Granted, but then you would be stuck in time (???)

I wish I could just skip class and goto the mall to shop and make myself feel better and relieve some stress.

china.doll · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:59 pm Post subject:

granted, but you will be suspended for 3 weeks.

I wish I could eat all the chocolates in the world and not have pimples or be fat.
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amyamy8 · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 6:44 pm Post subject:

granted, but you end up choking on a piece of chocolate

i wish i could find the perfect valentine
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alexisgeek · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:01 am Post subject:

^^if I skip a class, nobody'll really notice, and profs don't really care.

^lol good corruption!

Granted, but then he's absolutely horrible to you.

I wish I could have whiter teeth.

amyamy8 · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:45 pm Post subject:

granted but the bottle of teeth whitener you use makes all your teeth fall out

i wish i could go on a shopping spree right now
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Sweet<3 · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:21 pm Post subject:

Granted. But the companie that gave you the shopping spree turns out to be a fraud so you lose all the stuff you bougt and your questioned by the police..

I wish i had a sister

amyamy8 · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject:

granted, but she is soo annoying & she always borrows your clothes & makeup without permission.

i wish i was done high school
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Exquisite · Fashionista Joined: 13 Feb 2007 Posts: 44 Smiles: 0

Granted, but you will graduate with no friends and no opportunity in college or university and be a broke bum!

I wish i wasn't so lazy.

china.doll · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:52 am Post subject:

Granted, but after one week your laziness will return.

I wish I had everything I wanted.
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amyamy8 · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:12 am Post subject:

granted but people become so jealous that they eventually steal all your stuff

i wish i had a new phone
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alexisgeek · Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

granted, but then you'll find that it's broken and you can't return it

i wish i could get a 4.0 GPA

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:31 am Post subject:

granted but you spend so much time on your school work that you lose all your friends

i wish i had more time in one day.
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:08 pm Post subject:

granted, but then time would never end in that day and there would never ever be a "tomorrow"

i wish my "date" could be today and not tomorrow

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject:

granted but everything seems to go wrong.. ex. bad hair day, nothing to wear & your date is late.
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alexisgeek · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:52 pm Post subject:

^no wish?

amyamy8 · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject:

oops
i wish i wasnt running out of contacts
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